While invigilating the last F3 class of my school.
One sleeping kid awaken. He asked around, half mad half curious. I am ready for any fighting scenes cause that is how these things ended up anyway.
Why was his question paper wet?
Someone told him the cold hard truth.
It was his saliva.
If that is not yucky enough, he acted out his position to ensure the truth of the statement.
Ahhhh... He is satisfied.
He continued his slumber.